(Crazy Idols)
Alright.
Mr. Song.
Hello, Mr. CEO.
Hey.
So...
Are you fostering those new idols
with the money I gave you?
Yes, I used the $1 million you invested
to make some incredible rookies.
- Great. / - You'll love them.
They're worth $1 million so I'm excited.
Right.
Boys, get out here!
Hold on...
What is this?
Hold on...
You spent $1 million on these guys?
Yes. Just their outfits cost $120,000.
You spent $120,000 on those rags?
Boys, say hello.
Okay.
Hello! I'm the leader of Deokchundeok.
I'm Chundeok!
I'm the boss of Deokchundeok! I'm Deokchun!
Hold on. Isn't the leader and boss the same?
What is this? Hey!
No, no.
These guys have no impact.
Sir, we even got them tattoos
so that they'd look tougher.
Show him your tattoos.
Show him!
See?
I spent $100,000 on this.
What?
Cupping, cupping!
Oh, please! Get out of here with that.
I have a tattoo too.
- Really? / - Yes.
Your tattoo... Hold on.
You...
Isn't that from a beating?
My mom caught me stealing $10 from her purse.
I spent $50,000 on the settlement.
Why would you spend $50,000 on that?
That's ridiculous! What a waste of my money.
What a waste of my money!
No, no.
Can these guys even doing anything?
Sir...
They're good at many things.
They're incredible at playing instruments.
Boys, show him.
Show him how you can play!
♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
Let's go!
Hey... Hey...
This is...
That's from...
Those are from a traditional market!
What is this?
I paid a singing beggar $200,000
to rent these instruments.
It wouldn't cost $200,000 to even buy those!
What is this?
What a waste of my money!
Sir! Sir!
Sir.
What is the meaning of this?
Well?
I've been a trainee at this agency for 6 years!
Why are you debuting the rookies instead of me?
Jonathan.
I just can't get through to you.
How so? I'm working so hard!
So? What do you want to debut as?
A girl group member.
See?
How could you be in a girl group?
- How could I be in a girl group? / - Yeah.
Come up with an album concept, get members...
- Practice singing and dancing... / - No, no, no.
I'm not asking how they debut.
So...
Let's say you became a girl group member.
Then what would you do?
I'd be the innocent one.
What?
Why would you be the innocent one?
Oh...
I should be sexy?
What?
Alright, that's why I've been practicing
this pose by Seolhyun.
- No, no, no! / - So I can catch up to her.
No. Hold on, hold on.
Your backside isn't the issue.
It's your front...
Your... Your... There's a problem with your front.
Is that so important?
Of course it is!
Listen!
There are boys and girls.
Don't you understand English?
Oh... English...
It's because I can't speak English?
What?
You're discriminating me for my education.
- I am? / - I can speak English!
♪ Gee, gee, gee, gee, baby, baby ♪
You're gross! Get out of here!
Wow, EXO should be nervous.
What are you saying?
- Growl. / - Oh, stop it!
Where did these guys come from? Geez...
Hey.
What are you doing?
Oh, you had more back there?
So you had another set.
Forget this Secretary Song... I mean Mr. Song.
Tell them all to leave.
Sir, how could I?
You haven't heard them rap yet.
They're amazing at rapping.
Just hear them once.
Hey, show him your rapping!
Yes.
Yo, yo, yo!
- Yo. / - Yo.
♪ Faster than anyone else and different ♪
♪ I'm a drifter riding the rhythm of the beat ♪
That was actually pretty good.
- But is it good enough? / - Sir.
You heard of a diss battle?
They can freestyle rap.
They can have a rap battle right now.
Hey, show him!
- Yes. / - Wow, a rap battle.
- Yo, yo. / - Yo.
♪ Everyone that hears my rap wets their pants ♪
♪ You wet your bed ♪
Yo.
♪ Where did you copy those lyrics from? ♪
♪ You got mugged by a middle school student ♪
You promised not to tell anyone!
You told everyone I wet the bed first.
I'm going to tell my mom!
My mom is 65 years old!
Well my mom is 200!
Why you...
- Stop them. / - Break it up!
What are you doing?
This is so frustrating! Geez!
What are you doing?
Everyone out!
Let's go make EXO nervous!
(Rankings Outside the Rankings)
Hello, viewers.
Time to talk about the rankings outside the rankings.
I wasn't even in the rankings for celebrities
you want to take a selfie with.
I'm the man you want to punch. I'm Yang Seonil.
People,
what do you say when your significant other
is hospitalized?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said by your significant other
when they visit you in the hospital. 3rd!
Can I drink one of your beverage?
2nd!
Can I eat the hospital food?
1st!
Can I try riding a wheelchair?
If you've ever visited your boyfriend at the hospital
and asked, "Where do I order chicken?"
You might relate to these.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comments said when visiting your boyfriend
at the hospital. 45th!
Honey!
Where did you hurt yourself?
Did you injure your face?
What?
153rd!
Honey!
I bet you missed me!
Hey, not there!
Hey, get off me!
Geez!
320th.
Honey!
You know me?
Get it together.
I just wanted to try it once.
500th!
- Honey! / - Yeah.
Why did you injure yourself clubbing?
I don't know. Someone pushed me from the stairs.
Who was it?
I wonder who it was.
Stop it. You're being scary.
563rd.
Honey!
You're injured. Oh, no.
I was going to take a trip overnight with you.
Hey, I can make it. Let's go!
Let's go! I'm fine!
Let's run! Let's hurry!
Hurry up! What are you doing? Hurry!
Are you okay? Are you sure?
There are more rankings outside the rankings.
People, what do you say when you're in
the elevator and the person next to you farts?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said when someone
farts in the elevator. 3rd!
I have a stuffy nose so it's fine.
2nd.
I have a strong stomach so it's fine.
1st.
I'm fine...
If you've ever held your breath in the elevator
from the 1st to the 15th floor because of a fart,
you should relate to these.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when someone farts in the elevator.
141st!
I'm so sorry.
You're the first woman to fart in front of me.
Will you go out with me?
243rd.
But what about the smell?
I'm so sorry.
319th.
Mom, I'll be back.
Mom, what was that?
Mom.
What the...
395th.
I'm so sorry.
I'm a proctologist.
You should really get yourself checked out.
461st.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, no...
545th.
I'm so sorry.
You started this.
This has been rankings outside the rankings.
Thank you.
(Fill-in Part-timers)
Yes.
You want to check out the shop?
Oh, sure.
This place needs to look busy
for me to get a high premium.
I'll use fill-in part-timers.
Hello?
Please hurry over to Gag Chinese Food.
Alright.
With some fill-in part-timers...
- Hello. / - Hello.
Hello.
We're the top fill-in part-time company,
1,000 Part-timers.
The thing is, someone wants to buy this place.
So I want to make sure this place looks busy.
Don't worry about that.
That's what we're best at.
These guys here, it's their first time today.
It's not that hard.
Just talk about how good the food is.
So reliable.
And her.
She's very good.
She's good at acting by herself.
She's very good and reliable.
Let's sell this place!
Yeah!
And as for me,
I've been doing part-time jobs for 20 years.
Wow... 20 years?
It's actually 21 years but I just say 20 years.
If you're ever in trouble,
just call me.
I'll take care of everything.
You all are so reliable.
Let's do a little cheer.
Alright.
So reliable.
1, 2, 3.
- Let's go! / - Let's go!
They'll do a good job.
So... When the buyer comes later...
Yummy!
- Yummy! / - Yummy!
Excuse me.
Nobody's here.
You can say that once the buyer gets here.
Is the owner here?
Are you the owner?
Oh, did we speak on the phone?
- Yes, hello. / - Hello.
I'm thinking of buying this place.
Take a look at the interior.
- Yummy. / - Yummy.
Excuse me!
I'll bring you food so just wait.
Here's your food!
- Yummy. / - Yummy.
Say that as you eat.
Alright then.
Doesn't the store look amazing?
- Yummy. / - Yummy.
They keep saying yummy.
I guess the food here is really good.
I get that often.
Enjoy, my regular customers.
Oh, they're regulars?
So I took a look around.
I'll have to think about it.
I'm not too crazy about this interior.
You don't like the interior?
What the...
I'm a bum.
I have no money but I want the food here so badly!
I don't care about the interior!
Why did he look at me when he said that?
Hold on.
If a bum came here and tried to dine and dash...
I guess the food here is really good.
That's right! Correct.
This happens from time to time.
- It happens from time to time? / - Yes.
Last time, an American bum showed up
to steal our food and went back to the U.S.
An American bum showed up here?
That's right.
I see.
Amazing, right?
- Wow, this place is hot. / - I heard about this place.
Hello. Table for one.
Another customer. I'm so busy.
You should get to work.
Sir, I'd like
black bean noodles and sweet and sour pork.
Coming right up.
Here's your food!
- Here you go. / - Wow, that was fast.
Hold on. Goodness...
Look at the color of this batter.
Look at this pretty color.
- So pretty. / - Wow...
Sir, I want to wear this.
- What? / - Put this on me.
- What do you mean? / - I'm a size 55.
- No... / - My waist size is around 27.
No... Hey!
- No! / - Put it on me.
No, no. Excuse me!
I'm going into some hot oil!
- Excuse me! / - Go, go!
Go, go? Take a shower!
Is that person alright?
This happens from time to time.
It happens from time to time?
The batter looks too enticing.
Hold on...
Something's strange.
Does this place really have good food?
Of course.
You wouldn't even notice if someone died.
Really?
Geez...
Someone just passed out!
Yummy.
What's so yummy? What's yummy?
Do something!
This happens from time to time.
Why do you keep saying that?
Do something now.
The food is so good...
Geez...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
Yummy lips.
Yummy.
Why would you say that about his lips?
Geez...
What is he talking about?
Alright.
I have to think about buying this place.
The customers are all so strange.
The customers are strange?
What is this?
What the...
I broke out of jail to eat the food here!
What the...
The customers are weird but the food is great!
Why did you say that to me? Hey!
It's like he wanted me to hear that.
No...
This happens from time to time.
You keep saying that!
Last week,
Sunsil came by to eat and went back in.
That person ate here...
What are you talking about?
It happens from time to time.
Now I've come to my senses.
She's back!
- She's back! / - The food is so good I just lost it.
What a relief.
I didn't even get to try the sweet and sour pork.
- Sir. / - Yes?
How did you make this sweet and sour pork?
It's made the traditional Chinese way.
So that's why it tastes like the real thing.
The taste of China is dancing on my tongue.
Amazing.
I can't even speak Korean.
- What the? / - Why are you speaking Chinese?
It's not like that...
No...
My tongue won't listen to me.
It's delicious?
I want to eat more!
- Why are you being like this? / - I want to eat more!
She's speaking Chinese!
Why is she speaking Chinese?
It's Chinese.
Why is she speaking Chinese?
Forget this!
I'm not buying this place. I'm out of here!
- Excuse me! / - Yummy.
I'm ruined now! Everyone out!
(The Set-up)
Hey, Seunghwan!
I'm a busy man. Why did you invite me
to this nightclub?
Seunghwan, I'm here partying with my girlfriend.
She's bringing a close friend.
You two should date.
Who are you to tell me what girl to date?
Are you my parent?
She looks like Tzuyu of TWICE.
Dad, have a seat.
Hyeseon, come on!
Hyeseon.
A great guy is going to show up today.
A guy?
Seunghye.
I only date younger guys.
He looks just like Won Bin.
Buy me a drink, honey!
- Hi, honey! / - Hey, honey.
Seunghwan.
Say hello.
- Nice to meet you. / - Nice to meet you.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
Come on.
You said she looks like Tzuyu.
She looks like a baby octopus.
Seunghye.
You said he looks like Won Bin.
He looks like a caveman.
- It's not like that. Just sit down. / - Sit down.
- You two should talk. / - Yeah.
So what's your name?
Mad Dog.
What's your profession?
I sell dogs.
What do you do after work?
I trim my belly hair.
You look like an announcer.
Who?
Jeon Hyunmoo.
Why are you being like this, Seunghwan?
She says she trims her belly hair.
Get her some scissors.
He said I look like Jeon Hyunmoo.
I should go on a date with Han Hyejin.
Oh, come on.
- Just sit down. / - Sit, Seunghwan.
Since we're all here...
- Let's have a drink! / - Yeah.
I want beer.
I want cola.
- I want champagne. / - I want champagne.
So you like champagne, Mr. Caveman?
Of course!
Champagne is expensive
so I only had the kind that comes with a cake.
But since my friend is paying today,
I decided to treat myself.
Since he's buying, I'm getting another bottle
to take home.
Wow! You're like a drain.
You're like a sewer.
To our beautiful meeting.
So you actually like him but you were pretending?
The baby octopus shot ink at me.
- Hyeseon... / - Seunghwan...
- Just sit. / - Calm down and sit.
Gosh...
Hyeseon, cheer up. Let's go dance.
Yeah, let's go dance.
Is it just the two of you?
There are two of us. Let's party together.
Excuse me!
What do you think you're doing?
Can't you see they're with us?
You'd better beat it before I get tough.
Beat it!
What are you staring at?
You've never seen a manly man?
Hyeseon, it looks like you're into him.
You get lost!
- Come on, Hyeseon. Just sit. / - Sit down.
Honey, I feel drunk.
- Yeah? Should we get some air? / - Yeah.
- We'll be right back. / - Talk to each other.
- Hey! She isn't drunk! / - Don't play games with me!
She's so sly...
- Excuse me... / - Excuse me...
- You go first... / - You go first...
- Then I'll talk... / - Then I'll talk...
I'll talk first.
I actually have somewhere to go to.
I have somewhere to go to as well.
I have a jazz piano lesson.
So what are we doing?
Let's warm up our fingers.
Ready to play!
What the... You guys are hugging each other?
Hyeseon...
That was judo.
I'm out of here.
- Hyeseon! / - Geez...
Are you okay?
I'm a busy man. What's the meaning of this?
I was just assaulted by that woman!
What? Assaulted?
She assaulted my heart.
Seunghwan!
(Group Assignment)
Why does the professor keep making us do
group assignments?
The others aren't all here yet.
Hello, Yunseung.
Hey, freshman.
Sora.
Did you do the research I told you to do?
I couldn't do it.
Why not? I said to get it done by today!
There's a reason I couldn't do it!
What did you do yesterday?
I was out drinking.
So you just didn't do it!
There's a reason why I went out drinking!
Yeah? Did something happen?
I lost a bet.
You were out partying!
- There's a reason I was partying! / - Stop it!
Just be quiet. I'll do it myself.
Geez...
These are our files.
Freshman.
Bring some paper so we can have a meeting.
Yes, here's my mouth.
Why would I tell you to bring your mouth?
I said to bring paper.
Oh.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah?
I don't know any 8th graders.
- How about a 9th grader? / - I didn't say that!
I said to bring paper!
- Paper? / - Yeah!
Did he even understand me?
- Hey. / - I always do all the work...
What are your plans for tomorrow?
I'm going to get sushi.
Sushi!
- I love sushi. / - Hey!
Look at the time.
- Do you take me for a fool? / - Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
- No... / - Yunseung! Let me apologize.
- I'm sorry. / - No, it's...
I'm so sorry, Yunseung!
Forgive me!
Hey!
This is embarrassing!
What are you doing?
Yunseung...
Are you an exhibitionist?
No. This is embarrassing.
Exposure is my thing!
What are you talking about?
You're being ridiculous.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah?
I made a presentation.
- You did? / - Yes.
- For real? / - Great.
Alright.
At least one person did something.
Let's all watch.
This is group 6's presentation on Korean festivals.
That looks nice and classy.
But I want that black box to be in the center.
Oh. Sure.
What the...
What?
Why was he hidden back there?
Just put it back where it was.
Oh, sure.
Why? Why?
- What? / - Why is Bonobono still in front?
- Oh... / - Get rid of Bonobono.
Alright.
The first festival I'll talk about is the trout festival.
The entire family can enjoy fishing...
- During the trout festival... / - What is that?
Why is Bonobono there?
Why is Bonobono eating a trout?
Bonobono gets hungry too.
No! No more Bonobono.
Alright.
Next is the spring flower festival.
You can see many spring flowers at this festival.
Azaleas, forsythias, cherry blossoms
as well as rape flowers...
- You can see many flowers. / - Hey!
- What? / - Hey!
Something just passed by.
What did?
After cherry blossoms... Hey.
- Go back one page. / - Okay.
That!
There are no Bono blossoms!
No more Bonobono!
Alright.
Next is the mud festival held in the summer.
For the mud festival, mud that's good for your skin...
- I see a blue eye. / - Can be applied...
- What? / - Hey.
Zoom in on the right side.
- Okay. / - Zoom in on that!
Hey!
What is that?
Hey.
- Wash that mud off. / - Okay.
Wash that off.
That!
Why?
Why is Bonobono covered in mud?
You put lotion on!
What are you talking about? No more Bonobono!
Alright.
Lastly, it's the fireworks festival held during fall.
Let's all look at the screen.
That looks cool.
Stop it!
You stop that!
- No more Bonobono! I said no more! / - Yunseung...
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're back again.
The Pigeon Magic Troupe brings you hope and dreams.
It's Mr. Gwon!
Hello.
I'm magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple newspaper trick.
We have newspaper here.
I tore it.
I tore it once.
I tore it twice.
Now...
A third time.
Now I'll crumple it.
Crumple, crumple, crumple...
Alright, newspaper...
Abra...
Abracadabra!
Now I'll try this amazing trick...
with a member of the audience.
Let's try someone different today.
You, sir.
It's like the trick I just did.
It's the same thing.
Take your shirt off.
Grab that.
See?
I fold once, twice and three times.
Now say the magic word. Abracadabra.
Abracadabra.
Louder.
Abracadabra!
Louder. Abracadabra.
Abracadabra!
What about my shirt?
Looks nice, doesn't it?
- Applause! / - Applause!
This is the highlight for today.
The splitting trick.
I'll split a person in half.
Do not try this at home, people.
Magician Lee Seongdong, are you ready?
Yes, boss.
If you're ready...
Please look at me.
I'll split you in half.
Abracadabra!
Magician Lee Seongdong...
I just tickled your foot.
I split him in half.
Applause!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead.
You, in the gray jacket.
The one in the gray jacket.
Hi. My name is Daellae.
My surname is Mo.
I'm Mo Daellae.
I'm a rookie model that just debuted.
I'm in the fashion show today
for the world-famous brand Louis Taehuntton.
Here comes a veteran model.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
My name is...
Maestro walking.
The master of walking.
I'm Kim Seongwon the model.
I've never seen you before.
A new face?
Let me see how you walk.
The first walk is power walking.
Watch and do what I do.
1...
2...
1...
2...
Let's put it all together.
Cue the music.
This is power walking.
Mineral spring walking.
You try.
Cue the music.
Clap.
That's it!
You're like my mom at the mineral spring.
Okay. No, no.
No, no. This isn't right.
It's missing something.
So...
Let's try the second walk.
The second walk is lizard walking.
You walk like a lizard.
You have to do this too.
The lizard walk.
Cue the music.
More! More!
Jump!
I fell for your animalistic movements.
Will you be my lizard?
Are you all ready for the fashion show...
Excuse me, Seongwon.
The fashion show is starting soon. What is this?
Go get changed now.
I'm sorry.
Daellae, come this way.
Daellae, this is what you'll wear for the finale.
Okay.
This outfit.
It's very boxy. Can you try it on?
It's okay.
Put your other arm in.
I have to check the fit.
Can you put your hands up and down?
A bit more.
No a bit more like this.
Shake it, shake it.
Up and down. That's it.
A bit more.
Get in the right mood.
What the...
Did you learn how to do this?
Oh, my God...
Goodness...
How should I say?
Daellae, I fell for your classic beauty.
Will you be my own traditional mask...
That's always smiling for me?
Hold on.
Louis!
Is this a fashion show for children's clothes?
Look here.
You can't even pull that off.
You call yourself a top model?
I'm the top model!
Top model Ryu Geunji?
There's one factor that's the most important
in top model.
Having a twist!
Look here, little lady.
Do you know what my favorite pose is?
It's...
Proposing.
I love you.
What are you doing?
Are you wearing something or aren't you?
Listen up!
Stop it.
You're always exposing yourself.
Listen up.
Daellae...
Is my girl.
Don't be ridiculous. She's mine!
She's mine!
You think a fashion show is a joke?
This voice... The world-famous model...
Miranda Kerr?
My eyes!
Hold on.
This isn't Miranda Kerr.
He's so fat!
Louis.
Talk faster.
I'm not happy with this outfit.
This outfit...
Doesn't show enough skin.
Geunji, can you please hold me?
Shut your mouth!
Daellae.
You decide
who the real model in your heart is.
Is it time for me to choose now?
What the...
Why are you here again?
She really hates you!
Hit them hard with this.
He's Korean?
Why are the wings so small?
I feel disgusted but let me pick last place first.
1, 2, 3.
Fashion...
Next is 2nd.
1, 2, 3.
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let's eat.
Why are we at this bakery?
So, did you invite Bongseon too?
Yes. She's on her way.
What are you smiling at, boy?
What is it?
Oh... Nothing... It's nothing.
What is it, boy? Tell me!
Actually...
I went on a date with Bongseon yesterday
and I walked her home.
It started snowing.
There was nobody on the street we were on.
And she was standing under the street light.
The mood seemed right.
Then I said,
"Hey... I love you."
Then Bongseon closed her eyes.
So then...
We had our first kiss.
Dad!
Stop it... I can picture it.
Hello, Daehui.
Hello, sir.
- Sejin. / - Hey there.
What brings you to this bakery?
Oh... Even if my family is bankrupt,
I should do something for my dad's birthday.
Goodness...
It's your father's birthday?
Yes.
Your family is bankrupt...
I'll buy you something.
Are you here to get a birthday cake for your dad?
No. I'm here to buy this building.
Even though we're struggling,
I should at least get him a building for his birthday.
Beat it!
Good-bye. Good-bye.
- Good-bye. / - What was he babbling about?
So...
Shouldn't you be proposing to Bongseon soon?
You're making me shudder.
Why would I do that?
Boy!
You just don't get women.
Geez...
Here.
What's that?
This is something...
Your grandmother passed down to me.
I kept this to give to my daughter-in-law.
Give it to Bongseon.
You give it to her, dad.
Am I getting married?
Alright. I'll give it to her when she comes.
You brat...
You could throw her a surprise, boy!
Rather than just give it to her...
You take a piece of cake
and slip the ring inside like this.
Why did you put it in there?
If you give this to Bongseon,
wouldn't that be so touching?
Then once Bongseon takes a bite of the cake...
She bites... "Goodness, what's this?"
"A ring?"
"Oh, Daehui..."
Dad! That's dynamite!
Daehui!
- It's Bongseon! Make sure you surprise her! / - Yes.
Why did you want to see me here today?
You like pastries.
So we're here because of me.
Daehui.
Once we get married, instead of pastries...
I'll cook breakfast for you every day.
No. You like to sleep in.
I'll cook.
Then I'll do all the cleaning and laundry.
No!
That's too hard on you.
I'll help.
Daehui...
Then... We'll just have one child.
- A daughter that looks just like me... / - No!
What about the kid's life?
You're so thoughtless.
What is he babbling about?
So all the grown-ups are telling us to get married.
Aren't you going to propose to me?
What? Propose?
Don't be ridiculous and try some of that cake.
Forget it.
Hey.
You're supposed to eat that right now.
Geez...
Don't eat anything else. Just eat this.
What's wrong with you?
Hey.
Did you swallow everything?
Yes.
You didn't bite into something hard?
I don't chew. I just swallow.
Hey!
I hid a ring in there to propose to you!
How could you eat that too?
- A ring? / - Yeah!
You should've told me!
Geez...
- Ow, my stomach... / - What's wrong?
Ow, my stomach...
I need to use the bathroom.
Go now!
I was just...
She swallows anything that goes into her mouth.
It's clear outside. What's with the thunder?
Are you alright?
- Daehui. / - What?
Is this it?
Put it on me.
Geez! Get that away from me! That's disgusting!
I got proposed to!
(YOLO Inn)
Just like this...
Dear, what are you doing?
What's that?
This? It's a time capsule.
We put our memories in here
and open it in 10 years.
- Let me see. / - No!
We have to open it in 10 years.
- Let me see. / - No!
- Why not? / - No, not for 10 years.
It's a letter.
- Is it to me? / - 10 years...
"To my beloved Okbun,
You're probably in heaven by now."
"Don't worry about me.
I married Miseon and I'm living just fine."
- It's for 10 years later... / - You killed me off.
It's after 10 years... No, I mean...
I'll just kill you off right now.
- You old fart! / - I'm sorry.
Talking about remarrying!
I have my eyes open wide!
- You die first! / - Stop hitting me.
Where are the kids?
- Stop hitting me. / - Grandpa!
Grandpa!
What took you so long? I took a beating!
- I'm feeling awesome today! / - Yeah!
What? Squid legs?
No. Feeling awesome.
It's a catchphrase.
How is that a catchphrase?
Now this is a catchphrase.
There is snow falling from the sky.
Gosh! That's so outdated.
I'll tell you a more recent one.
I'm Park Huijin!
Wasn't that funny?
See? They're both past their prime!
You guys will be obsolete soon.
- You're useless! / - Why are you here?
Grandpa, we have a bag of chips left...
But nobody will buy it.
We have to sell this to go home.
Alright then. I'll buy a bag for you.
- Wow! Thank you! / - Sure.
What's this?
Why is this one bag so big? How much is it?
- $400! / - $400?
We'll give it to you for $350.
You brats! Don't try to scam me!
If you kids keep misbehaving,
you'll end up like my husband.
- We're sorry! / - We're sorry!
I don't want to end up like him!
- Geez... / - Kill me instead.
- You brats... / - They don't want to become you.
- You really hate the idea? / - Yes.
See? You nearly ended our lives.
- You brats! / - Run for it!
Where are these brats?
Those brats! I'm so angry!
Dear, calm down.
Your face is all red from getting angry.
Have a seat.
I'll give you a cucumber facial.
- Lay down here. / - A cucumber facial?
Yes.
Ow, my back.
- I'll cool you off. / - A cucumber facial.
Hold on. Let me slice these.
- I'll get scissors... / - No! It's fine.
I'll just do this.
This is a cucumber facial?
It smells like something.
You're obviously smelling cucumber.
It smells like your breath!
What are you saying?
I should work on my toenails.
Alright.
I should dig the dirt out underneath...
I got cucumber is stuck in my teeth.
Is there a toothpick? I need a toothpick.
Here's a toothpick!
- What's that? / - A toothpick.
More like a toe pick.
Why would you say that?
Come here. I'll get that cucumber out.
No, this cucumber is for your face.
- Come here. / - Gosh...
- Doesn't it look good? / - That's disgusting.
What are you saying?
Come back here!
Gosh...
- Hello. / - Hello.
Is this YOLO Inn?
Cucumber! My favorite!
Honey! Don't eat it with your dirty hands.
Use a toothpick to skewer a piece...
Open wide.
You're the only one who looks out for me!
- Delicious! / - It's good?
- Thank you! / - Thank you!
- Don't spit it out. / - Okay!
I should feed the dog.
Fido...
- What a strange looking dog... / - Mr. Kim!
Mr. Kim!
Where's the town hall?
What's this?
A fountain statue to put in front of the town hall.
Wow, this looks nice. I want to get a photo.
- Really? I'll take one for you. / - Honey.
- Yeah. / - I bought matching pajamas.
You're the best, Seunghye.
- What do you think of my pajamas? / - Pretty.
Put it on.
- Then wait outside. / - Alright, I'm going outside.
- I don't think I can go outside. / - Why not?
The old man is peeing in front of everyone.
- Don't be ridiculous. / - It's for real.
Honey, my shoulders suddenly feel stiff.
- Then I'll give you a massage. / - Okay.
Dear, what are you doing?
I'm Yoda.
Darth Vader.
I'm your father.
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
- Okay. / - Okay.
Okay.
I have something to tell you.
Right? You're over 100kg, aren't you?
You're 110kg, right?
No. Actually, we went on a group blind date
behind your back.
All we did is show up and say hello.
Guess what those guys said to us.
You're so charming.
- You're so cute. / - Oh, please.
Minkyoung, it's warmer now. Take off that coat.
Do you always wear a winter coat?
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
He keeps crossing the line.
- Pervert! / - Pervert!
Pervert!
Last time I said,
"Myeonghun, I'm home alone today."
You whispered something to me.
What did you say?
- I'm coming over then. / - I'm coming over then.
You're going to take a dirt nap.
Hyeonjeong, you're wearing tint.
It isn't pretty.
Guys, congratulate me.
I think I'm going to date So Jisub.
- Wow, Nami! / - Wow, Nami!
Are you kidding?
I went clubbing on the weekend...
And danced like this.
I guess So Jisub saw me and fell for me.
Guess what he said.
- Let's be friends. / - Let's be friends.
You're a chimpanzee, right?
Why did you pull my hair so hard?
Geez...
So big.
It's finally here.
The beef set you bought on the shopping network?
No, spring is finally here for me.
My crush is back from studying abroad.
I was so happy to see him that I gave him
a hug and a big smile. Guess what he said.
You still have a killer smile.
You're still really fat.
Wow...
You aren't pretty.
I don't think there's a guy quite like Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun, I heart you! / - I heart you!
I heart you!
Please disappear.
Myeonghun, pick the one that's your type.
- Just pick one. / - Just pick one.
- Just pick one. / - I'll just beat up one of you.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is this pet food.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
- Hello. / - Hello.
People,
you can't feed your precious pet dog
just anything.
But with our product,
the CEO found out what dogs like to eat.
He kept drinking he became like a dog
and made this product.
What are you talking about?
Take a look.
He kind of looks like a dog too.
That sounded kind of strange.
Yet he's so modest.
He always says he's no better than a dog.
Stop it.
This year he said he'd get married.
What a load of nonsense!
I said stop it!
People, Yoo Minsang's dog food
is used at famous dog academies.
With our product...
Sit. Stand.
And that's not all.
Buy groceries. Make kimchi stew.
Let me borrow cash. They can do anything.
How can a dog lend you money?
- That's why it's surprising. / - It really is.
Don't you all want this?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406-7979... Born in 1979.
40 years old. The same age as Gong Yoo.
I don't think you should mention that.
Please call now.
He's sleeping.
Hey, pick up the phone!
Oh! I dreamed I was getting a phone call.
You did get a phone call!
Hey!
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
If metal has a soul,
it should have the warmth to protect the weak.
I declare that metal is the greatest material.
Yoo Minsang's dog food.
What the... How was that relevant?
How?
We'll tell you more about our product.
Yoo Minsang's dog food
is great for growing dogs.
- Yes. / - Take a look.
Gosh.
This puppy was so small and weak
even at 6-months-old.
He really grew up
and in 3 months, he ended up like this.
What are you saying?
It took 3 months to do 10 years of growing.
No, people! It's not like that.
If you order our product today,
we'll throw in this jerky that dogs love.
Yes, I made this jerky myself.
- It's handmade jerky. / - That's right.
It's not made of beef or chicken.
Right.
It's made of a rare species of kestrel
that's also a natural monument...
- And he butchered it himself... / - Hey! I'll go to jail!
- He made it knowing he'd go to jail. / - No.
It's not like that.
Now we'll bring in dog trainer Kim Suyeong
who has been using our product
and talk to him.
Let's go!
- How cute. / - Sit.
Mideum, look this way and sit.
Sit, Mideum.
Good boy. Stay.
Stay. Good boy. Stay.
- Good boy. / - Right.
That dog... Why is he eating it?
Why are you eating that?
- Stay. / - What?
Good boy.
- What? Good for what? / - Good boy.
- Why are you eating that? / - It's mine!
Oh, come on!
What's his deal?
What was that?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ Make sure to wash your hair ♪
♪ Or your hair will fall out ♪
♪ Make sure to wash your hair ♪
♪ Make sure to use shampoo ♪
Yoo Minsang's dog food.
Hey! Get over here, shampoo head!
How is that even relevant?
Don't you all want this, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's spicy pork.
- What are you saying? / - It's the best!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Hello, you two.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China. I'm Chunami.
Songvely, I heard you got
Chunami a gift.
I love gifts and I love my wife.
I made a doll that looks like my wife.
What's that?
- Looks just like my wife. / - Your wife?
Yes.
If I move this, my wife will move too.
You must be crazy.
If we both die...
- I love you. / - I love you.
What the...
You two seem so happy.
- Marriage is happiness. / - Yes.
Who is it?
Who are you?
Hello.
I'm Gukja, the pride of Korean literature.
Gukja...
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
What did you just say?
That marriage is happiness.
Did you know?
Marriage is an abbreviation.
Did you know that?
What is that an abbreviation of?
That you're better off alone!
Teacher, are you married?
Yes, I am. I'm married.
Married is an abbreviation too.
What's married?
That it's exhausting and you're better off alone!
Then what about those that are unmarried?
It's crazy lonely but you're better off alone!
How about divorce?
Yeah! I'm alone now!
Alone!
What are you talking about?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
Are there any problems in your marriage?
No, not at all.
Well, there's one thing...
At night, my wife sometimes...
That's when you should say dumpling.
What's that?
Don't touch me or we'll have a second child!
I already have 3 kids. Go sit down.
- Alright! / - What does that mean?
It just means alright.
What the...
What was that?
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
- I'm Wu Eongjae. / - Alright.
Where are you pointing?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you go to your grandma's house ♪
♪ And the entire family is happy eating dinner ♪
♪ But then my grandpa slammed down his spoon ♪
♪ Making everyone nervous ♪
♪ My grandpa said ♪
♪ I won't eat without sausages ♪
♪ My grandma said ♪
♪ If you keep complaining about the food ♪
♪ I won't give you your false teeth to eat ♪
That wouldn't be good.
♪ What my grandpa needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of soft rice gruel ♪
What are you talking about?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
Stop it!
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
Stop it!
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your mom starts exercising saying that ♪
♪ She's like an unscratched lottery ticket ♪
♪ She got really into it ♪
♪ And lost 15kg so I was proud of her ♪
♪ My dad saw my mom and said ♪
♪ Looks like it's a lost ticket, dear ♪
A lost ticket!
♪ My mom talked back with her fists ♪
♪ Take that, loser ♪
♪ What my dad needs is two bags of ♪
♪ Raw eggs to roll on his eye ♪
- Go sit down. / - ♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
Who wants to talk next?
What the...
Who is this?
Who are you?
Hello.
I'm the sexy chef Jaebaek.
Sexy Baek.
Sexy Baek!
What is it?
Oh, you're a chef.
So Sexy Baek, what will you cook today?
Before I cook...
It's too dry.
Do you have to talk like that?
- I'll apply some mist. / - Alright.
- Would you like some, teacher? / - Thanks.
- I felt dry too. / - Oops!
That's not how you apply mist.
Then how?
You should be gentle and moist when applying mist.
1, 2, 1, 2...
Why are you spraying mist into the air?
Spray it on your body.
Now it's time to get wet.
What are you doing?
Sexy Baek.
What was that? Aren't you going to cook?
I made bibimbap for you, teacher.
I love bibimbap. Thanks.
- Let me mix it with this spoon. / - Oops!
That's not how you mix bibimbap.
- Then how? / - Chefs are different.
First, you try some of the bracken.
Then the white rice.
Then the red chili paste.
Lastly, you add sesame oil.
How is that bibimbap?
Now I'll mix it in my stomach.
What is that?
What is this?
Please stop and go sit down.
Then... Farewell.
Why are you walking backwards?
Sexy Back.
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
We know that.
Say hello since you're up here.
Not if you tell me to!
- Then don't! / - I will since you told me not to!
Hello, everyone. Good to be here.
I always do the opposite!
Why did you become so twisted?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
Yes, they won't hang out with me!
That's why I brought something special.
What is it?
- What did you bring today? / - What is it?
- This is a vacuum cleaner. / - Yes!
To clean with the others?
I'm not crazy!
I'm going to use this to suck in their skin
so that it hurts!
That hurts! Don't do that to the others!
Don't use it on yourself either.
- Don't use it on myself? / - Yeah.
Then I'll use it on myself!
Wow... Hold on...
- Are you okay? / - This thing is great.
Nice.
Judging from your eyes...
You looked into my eyes?
I think you want to use that on your chest
just to be funny again.
Don't do that.
- Don't use it on my chest? / - Yeah.
Then I'll use it on my chest!
Fine, fine. With your shirt on.
Don't even...
Try to use it on your bare skin.
Gosh...
- Okay. / - For real.
- So that's how it is? / - Don't!
- Don't use it on my bare skin? / - Yeah!
Then...
I'll use it on my bare skin.
It already feels weird!
You came up with this.
I haven't tried this...
- Did it come off? / - No...
It didn't come off.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- That actually didn't feel so bad. / - Yeah?
Want to do it again?
No! Not if you tell me to!
People, do not try this at home!
You must never try this!
Yes, do not try this at home.
Next is an exciting class! It's history!
- That's so boring! / - It is not boring!
Hello, teacher.
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby! Yeah!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Who brought the cotton seed from China?
Who is it?
Mun Ikjeom.
Where did you put the hidden cotton seed?
In their pants.
What? In their pants?
That's right! In their pants!
Yes, baby! Yeah!
- So exciting, so exciting! / - Slippery!
- It's slippery! / - Because of Sexy Baek!
This is his fault!
- All that sesame oil... / - That Sexy Baek guy!
It's that weirdo's fault!
- What the... / - Teacher.
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Where is the first amusement park
build in 1843?
- Where is it? / - Tivoli Gardens.
Now the kids can have fun!
Start the amusement park rides!
How do I make it spin?
Like this!
- How? / - Like this!
Let's go!
My arm!
Ow, my arm!
That really hurt!
It hurts more there!
It hurts here and here!
I'm in a lot of pain!
- It hurts here so much! / - Good work.
- Hey. / - Yes?
That was so much fun.
I'll have to see that again next time.
How will you see it again?
- I got an app. / - What? You got an app?
- The sesame oil! / - It's slippery!
Look at this!
Teacher, are you okay?
I'm not in pain but I'm too embarrassed to stand.
Teacher, get up.
- Good work. / - Yeah.
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Next is the handsome Geunji!
Hello, teacher!
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- It's so uncomfortable for me to work out. / - Why?
When I work out, people keep asking me questions
so I can't even exercise.
Oh, they ask how to improve their figure?
No. They ask me
how they can get as tall as me.
They ask me how they can get...
Such long legs.
I don't know either!
I was just born like this.
You're the worst!
Are you laughing?
I'm crying from being sad.
Alright then.
Hey, that's a nice looking shirt.
- You like it? / - Yeah.
Then...
I'll give you this shirt.
Hey.
Unbelievable... So ridiculous...
Did you take this off to give to me?
Or did you just want to take it off?
Both.
Geez...
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I've gained so much weight lately
that I think I need to go on a diet.
How did you gain weight?
Look here, teacher.
Look how I gained so much weight here.
Even my chest gained weight.
And my abs... All over the place...
I gained weight there.
You're really the worst.
For real.
I hate this perfect body of mine. I hate it.
Go sit down!
I hate you too, teacher!
Alright, good work, Geunji.
Next is Gangnam!
That's so weak for a man!
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Very nice.
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this.
The sparrow from "Heungbu and Nolbu."
- This sparrow is too weak! / - Weak!
That's why Nolbu forced it to give him
a gourd seed after breaking his leg.
The sparrow goes to get a seed!
He went for it.
Make his face powerful!
A powerful sparrow. PS!
PS!
Make his legs powerful too!
- Cyborg sparrow. CS! / - CS!
Make his wings powerful!
- A transforming powerful bird. TPB. / - TPB.
"Madam!" That's how he'll sound.
That's not all.
Men these day are too weak.
These days, they wear small bags to school.
"I'm going to school now to study."
- The bag is too weak! / - Weak!
Make the bag powerful!
What the...
Look at this.
A big bag. BB!
It's so big a person could fit in here.
Go inside.
Really?
Can she really fit?
Let's go, Nami! Halibut!
I am not a halibut!
- You're not a halibut? / - I'm not.
Okay, I'll put you down then.
- Thank you. / - Should I stay in here?
- Yes. / - Just stay like this?
- Stay in there. / - Please be seated.
Please be seated.
The principal should be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello. People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I prepared class shirts for all the students.
Each of you, take one.
I prepared many different kinds
to suit their personalities.
They don't look that different.
They look the same.
Turn them around.
People come first.
- They're different now, right? / - Yes, they are.
Dear, what about mine?
You can just wear mine, dear...
Or is this too small?
- You're a 3XL... / - I love you!
I love you!
A lot of people are suffering
from chronic fatigue these days.
There are many ways to relieve fatigue.
Firsht, going to the shpa
and shpending time in the shauna.
Going to the spa and spending time in the sauna.
Going to a mashage shop and getting
the full-body shpecial mashage.
What the...
Going to a massage shop and getting
the full-body special massage.
Lastly...
Getting a good night of shweep
under a shoft and cozy
microfiber bwanket.
Lastly,
getting a good night of sleep
under a soft and cozy
microfiber blanket.
Dear, wake up. Dear! Wake up!
- I love you! / - I love you.
Do any of the students here
have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
The twins.
- Twins. / - Twins.
I like looking at the stars.
- But I can't see from the fine dust. / - Right.
It makes me so sad!
- Really? / - Yes.
If you want to see stars, this comes first.
What?
Do you see stars now?
I hope you all have a sparkling week.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!